So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.
Retro 01/18/07
Therapist: Where is your seat?
Mr. Brown: My feet are in my shoes.
Therapist: What else can you drink besides milk and tea?
Mr. Brown: Pee?
Ms. Willie: Hey, can I wipe my finger on your shirt?
Therapist: No.
Ms. Willie: Why not? There's not anything on it.
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