So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.

July 23, 2008

Ms. Hill: Thank you Lord in my, in my, Paradise. It's. It's. It's terrible in my throat.

Ms. Dudley: [Are your parents still living?] I wish they would tell me if they are.