So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.

July 25, 2008

Ms. Whitman: [What's the matter? (She was yelling for help.)] I don't know, if I did, I'd hush.