So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Mr. Buck: (About his good leg) This arm is ate and this side is ate
but this side ain't worth a flip!

Therapist: I know it's hard to get words out.
Mr. Buck: (laughing) Your cousin doesn't work the same.

Therapist: Its hard to rush progress.
Mr. Buck: You can't mush it, yup you can't mush it.