So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


07/29/09

Harris: I'm feeling tired and lazy. And they keep asking me to get up.
If I wasn't so tired and lazy, I'd get up and beat them to death.

You are just so smart. If you don't stop being so smart, I'm gonna
quit knowing you.

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