So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. Harris: (On me about to leave so her diaper can be changed.) Don't
leave. Stay. Don't smell, just stay.

(On going to the toilet.) You just go on there, undo the little
buttons, wipe one hole and you're through.