So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Mr. Farmer: (I've been looking for someone today. And then I found
you.) And that was a bad day.

(You're pulling my chain) You ain't got no chain, woman.