So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. York: I'm waiting for your butt to match my face.

Therapist: Why did they send you to the hospital?
Ms. York: Nuts.
Therapist: They thought you were nuts??
Ms. York: Yeah, well I am.

Therapist: Where is your son?
Ms. York: In a hole.
Therapist: Where is the hole?
Ms. York: In rollie ollie.