So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.

Retro 01/10/07

Ms. Willie: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey. You don't want me to say hey?

Therapist: How do you feel?
Mr. Brown: With my fingers!