So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Therapist: What is this place?
Ms. Parsons: I think you'd call it a beer joint.
Therapist: Do you like it?
Ms. Parsons: Well I'm not going to stay if they start shootin' it up.