So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Mr. Goode: Brookside is a big city.
Me: Really? Are there even any stop lights in Brookside?
Mr. Goode: No. But it's a big city.