So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


08/29/11

Ms. Earl: Then I met Ted and it was all over. I'd crawl into bed at night and he'd put his arm around me, it felt so good to sleep next to him. It wasn't sex all the time. You know, there's more to it than that, that's why you shouldn't give in too soon.

Ms. Earl: When she comes to clean me up, she scrubs till my fussy bus comes out.

Mr. McCurry: My sister had twins that she named Dora May and Ora Fay.

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