So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. Douthard: Sometimes when I eat chicken, it's not chicken.

Ms. Douthard: Everything is stretching out. I'm stretching out.