So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Me: That girl is walking over there.
Ms. Ingram: She's crawling or cussing or smacking her butt.

Ms. Ingram: I want to get with that long tall guy with some food. We could share it.