So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.

October 30

Ms. Stone: [See you later.] If I'm not here, you can come to my funeral.

Ms. McGuire: [How are you?] I'm crazy. I'm in this nursing home for now but they're going to put me in jail so I have a place to sleep.

Mr. Yates: My doctor friend came to see me today. He has four boys, only boys. His daughter got married last year.


David said...

I love to read the postings, keep up the good work! David