So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Harris: You are the only girl who has everything to wear. And you
think I'm talking about all the girls around here, but I mean in the
whole nation.