So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


01/06/10

Ms. Bailey: Trish is being promoted to the head cleaner upper of people.

Ms. Odom: Did you see or hear turnip greens flying through the air?

Ms. Bailey: I am slow as shit sticks.

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