So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Mr. Buck: (Can you move or feel your arm?) I can feel it when I feel
of it.

(How old are your children?) The girl is about 14 or 15. The boy's 15
minutes a second or something like that.