So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Therapist: What's my name today?
Ms. York: Shit.
Therapist: Is that the whole thing?
Ms. York: Shitass.