So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. York: I get sleepy then I get grouchy as hell.

Ms. York: You can come in and ask me questions and I'll give you words.

Ms. York: (I'll see you tomorrow.) Don't wait that long.