So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. York: It's gonna be rub dub dub if I do.

Therapist: It's hard work taking care of you.
Ms. York: Well I'm a hard bitch.

Ms. York: Now don't be gone long, I'll miss you too long.