So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. York: I don't like it when you ask me questions all day long.
Therapist: But it helps you.
Ms. York: No, it irritates me so bad.

Ms. York: That's for the birds singing in the daylight.