So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.

Retro 10/18/07

Ms. Poston: I'm think my hands are getting double jointed.

Therapist: Finish this... As cool as an onion, as slippery as...
Ms. Poston: A wet shoe.

Ms. Poston: My sister and I are trying to think about remembering
what we are supposed to think about.