So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.
Retro 11/16/07
Ms. White: (asking for some water) Give me a small taste of my life.
Ms. White: Gook at my rack and tell me if there's a ringo.
Ms. White: Nineteen. Six. One. Now in basketball there should be 20
words.
Therapist: Your birthday is coming up soon.
Ms. White: What are you going to get me?
Therapist: What would you like me to get you?
Ms. White: I don't know. Nothing to do with balls.
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