So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.

Retro 11/16/07

Ms. White: (asking for some water) Give me a small taste of my life.

Ms. White: Gook at my rack and tell me if there's a ringo.

Ms. White: Nineteen. Six. One. Now in basketball there should be 20

Therapist: Your birthday is coming up soon.
Ms. White: What are you going to get me?
Therapist: What would you like me to get you?
Ms. White: I don't know. Nothing to do with balls.