So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. York: I slept after I went to sleep.

Therapist: Your house was flooded.
Ms. York: Well I don't care, I didn't like it anyway.

Ms. York: Well she's a sweet person. (The nurse.) Better than those
ol' sour pusses what runs around.

Ms. York: Have you got a bandanna to put around your hair to stop the