So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms.York: (About her son's job.) It's an easy job and he doesn't wear
dirty clothes.
Therapist: I would hope he doesn't.
Ms. York: I hope he wears drawers.

Ms. York: He thinks because I'm nuts I don't need friends.