So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.

Retro 01/03/07

Therapist: What kind of place is this?
Ms. Poston: A beer joint.

Ms. White: Don't talk to me I don't want to talk to talk to you so
don't talk to me unless you talk to me about music.

Ms. Willie: I don't wanna walk. I pee when I walk.