So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. Richards: You remember your past but you don't remember your future.

Ms. York: (To a male therapist) You are a dirty dirty man.

Therapist: I don't like cake.
Ms. York: Well that's a dirty damn shame.