So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


01/29/10

Therapist: Where are you hurting?
Ms. Speigle: In my truck.

Ms. Speigle: My foot is coming off.

Therapist: You have a wound on your foot.
Ms. Speigle: Take it off.
Therapist: Oh, I can't.
Ms. Speigle: I can with my fingers.

Therapist: Are you being nice today?
Ms. York: Well hell no.

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