So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. York: I feel like I've been shit on.

Ms. Harris: Are you going to wear that one time like you wear
everything else? (Implying that I have so many clothes that I only
wear everything once.)