So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. York: I hope I see someone I know, tell them to come kiss my ass.

Ms.York: I get pissed off and wanna slap someone in the face. One of
these days I'll get the chance.

Ms. York: That guy came in here and left me half ass dressed.