So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


03/12/10

Ms. Harris: You have a pile of family.

Mr. Fortenberry: I had to take off my pants to get warm.

Therapist: What day is today?
Mr. Fortenberry: Last day of the week before I get to go down there.

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