So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Mr. Buck: My legs are crazy.

Therapist: Finish this sentence... Almost everyone was...
Mr. Buck: Miserable.

Therapist: Before you go...
Mr. Buck: Fill the water bucket.

Mr. Buck: Blickin' blaken ice breakin' ice makin'.