So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. Harris: What is on your pants? You wear the strangest clothes.

Ms. Harris: My sisters names were Verley and Captola.