So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. York: I'm in a shitty ship shape.

Therapist: What is this pillow here for?
Ms. York: It's for being soft.