So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.

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Ms. York: (About her nose) It's long, it's big, and it's here for

Therapist: I'm just checkin'.
Ms. York: No you're not. You're not a chicken.