So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.
03/29/10
Ms. Harris: He was not a bad boy but he wasn't a good boy.
Therapist: Did they take blood?
Ms. York: That and everything else.
Therapist: What else is there to take?
Ms. York: Part of my asshole I guess.
Ms. York: That and everything else and when they do it knocks the shit
out of me.
Therapist: My pen ran out.
Ms. York: You better shitcan that.
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