So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. Harris: He's having surgery next week and they're just going to
cut him open enough to see the, whatcha call them? The butterfingers
or whatever.

Ms. York: (Reading the Ensure label) F N S fun, fun, Funsure? Fun
your ass York, that's me!