So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


(While watching a little lady across the hall trying to get up out of
her chair.)
Ms. York: Its funny to watch people older than you.
Therapist: Is she older than you?
Ms. York: Good god yes. (Ms. York is actually older.)

Ms. York: I don't want to argue with you and that's a problem.