So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. Guthrie: I bet you never heard tell of a perm like she used to do
to me. They used to put a wire on each roller and put electricity in
them. The first time she laid those wires over my shoulder I thought
she was gonna lexicute me.