So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.

June 22, 2010

Ms. Stidham: Were you born in those pants?

Ms. Meads: They told me the ortopsy for my husband (yes, she said it that way) was $5000. I didn't have it, they might as well have told me to jump in the Coosie Ocean.