So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. Bailey: I'm peeing on myself. I think I have pee-itis.

Ms. Bailey: Well I was mad this morning and I had a good mind to come in here and tell everyone to shut up and let me get on my soapbox.