So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. Dawson: They tested everything in the hospital, they x-rayed my whole body, did an M I R and couldn't find a thing wrong with me.

Ms. Dawson: I have that restless leg symbol.

Ms. Deutsch: (To a pregnant therapist) It felt good going in, but it's going to hurt like hell coming out!!

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Mermaiden said...


Mermaiden said...

Omg. I am reading all the ones I had missed for a while and am about to ROFL in the living room floor, here.