So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.

What?? On 10/15/10

Ms. Kemp: There's a saying they say that you spit in one hand and then you use the other to fill it up so what are you doing, are you spitting in one or filling up the other?