So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. Plummer: I been messing around with all that kissy wissy.

Ms. Plummer: I think they had the machine gun to play with. It wasn't real though.

Ms. Plummer: He can't do it ring side where he tells so much of much.

Ms. Jones: I've got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 kids. I got a wheelbarrow full!