So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.
12/31/10
Me: I got a new car!
Ms. Plummer: Shit your mouth! What color?
Ms. Plummer: I really am trying to get rid of these pigs. Did I tell you about that? It's like "Granny, you hold onto these pigs for a couple of weeks" and then that's that!
Ms. Plummer: Tim is on Tim's side and by that I mean he can go in there and get whatever he wants.
Ms. Epps: Is that a beret over there with cherries on top?
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