So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. Earl: Both your backs are killing me.

Ms. X: (On the nursing staff having to manually evacuate her bowels) They stick instruments and things in the back that interfere with the front. I'm not using it right now but I might want to later.