So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. Jones: I like your kind of food. (On dinner being Chinese food, but I'm not Chinese.)

Ms. Jones: My husband and I went our 3 years and were engaged 2. He bought the license 3 times before I would say yes.