So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Mr. Parker: I'm 150% diabetes.

Mr. Parker: (About the other residents) There's some ladies down there that done lost their marbles.