So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.
A few jewels on March 7th
Ms. Latham: [in response to good morning] Greetings!
Ms. Latham: [what she ate for breakfast] Eggs, scrambled eggs, hot biscuit and that's it. Hot biscuit and my head hurts so bad!
Mr. Oldham: I'm hurtin' all over. My shoulders, my legs, my knees, the thing only that don't hurt is my head. There's nothing in there to hurt.
Mr. Oldham: I remember your name, when it's convienent.
Ms. Erwin: [to Yates] Are you happy, honey?
Ms. Yates: [with very sour look on face] No, do I look happy?
Ms. Erwin: Don't you think I should come if I'm going to do the bankity bankity?
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